Learn Dungeons and Dragons and or Intro Session

June 15, 2025 2:00 pm
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About the Game

Session Length: 3 -
4 hours

 Session Zero: Enter the 1000 Acre Forest

Whether you’re brand new to Dungeons & Dragons or a seasoned adventurer, this session is your perfect entry point. Join a hands-on introduction led by a Dungeon Master with over 10 years of experience, and step into a world where magic is alive, trees whisper, and creatures from your childhood have grown strange and powerful.

🧙‍♂️ What’s Included:

  • Character creation support and guided storytelling

  • A full overview of D&D 5e mechanics in a relaxed, friendly setting

  • Pre-made character sheets or assistance creating your own, dice, and a notebook provided for every player.

🌲 Where You’re Headed:
Explore the edge of the 1000 Acre Forest—a magical, mysterious twist on the stories you remember. Cross paths with Heffalumps, Woozles, and a few familiar faces… though not all may be as you left them.

⚔️ Face a few encounters. Solve a few puzzles. Discover the first spark of your own legend.

Come with an open mind—leave with a character you’ll want to play again.

The Forest Warden Guild has summoned a group of curious adventurers to deliver enchanted mushroom wine to a sleepy little inn nestled at the edge of the 1000 Acre Forest.

Simple work. Easy coin. A perfect first job.

But the woods don’t feel… right.

The trees lean too close. Mushrooms blink when touched. A gentle heffalump apothecary greets the party with shaking hands and a worried smile. She says something has been whispering her name at night—from the shadows. Mimicking her voice.

Then comes the scream.
And the forest opens up.

What waits inside is older than memory and hungrier than silence….

About the Game Master

Hey there—I’m Bard Pitt, a professional Dungeon Master who lives for bold stories, big character moments, and the kind of table where both chaos and heart thrive.

I believe D&D is at its best when everyone feels like a main character. That’s why I specialize in weaving your backstories into the world, building custom encounters around your ideas, and saying “yes, let’s do it” way more often than “no.” Whether you’re throwing a coffin full of holy booze at a vampire lord or accidentally turning a cow into a flying vampire bat hybrid (true story), I’m here to make your wildest ideas come to life—with flavor, flair, and just the right amount of madness.

My DM style is a blend of:

🎭 Character-first storytelling – Deep emotional beats meet absurd comedy, with plenty of room for your unique roleplay to shine.

🎲 Improv and spontaneity – I reward imagination. If you think it, I’ll help you roll for it.

🗺️ Immersive worldbuilding – From eldritch-infused cities to intimate small-town drama, I craft living worlds that react to your choices.

🎉 Inclusive, high-energy sessions – Whether you’re brand new or a lifelong adventurer, my table is a place where your voice matters and your creativity is celebrated.

Each session is built to be memorable, character-driven, and fun as hell. If you’re looking for a DM who mixes storytelling depth with unfiltered player freedom and cinematic chaos—you’ve found your guy.

Let’s tell a story you’ll be talking about for years.