Like a Bard Outta Hell!
May 24, 2026 3:30 pm
ET
(3 - 3.5 hours)
About the Game
Session Length: 3 -
3.5 hours
Seven years ago, you made a deal that felt like your big break. Fame, gold, connections—everything a rising star could want. The cost? Just seven performances, seven years later. Easy money… right?
Now the time has come to pay up.
“Like a Bard Outta Hell” is a high-energy, music-fueled one-shot where every player steps into the spotlight as a performer with something to prove—and everything to lose. Your mysterious patron, Emanuel du Funq, has called in your debt, summoning you to a stage unlike any other… one that may not exist entirely in this world.
The audience? Otherworldly.
The stakes? Your very talent—and possibly your soul.
The gig? Unforgettable… if you survive it.
As the curtain rises, you’ll uncover the truth behind your patron’s infernal connections and the sinister purpose behind these performances. Will you outplay the devil at his own game, or become just another act trapped in an eternal encore?
🔥 Important: This is a bard-only experience—all players must bring a Level 6 Bard. No exceptions. Every character is a performer, and every performance matters.
If you’ve ever wanted to shred a solo in the face of danger, outwit fiends with wit and charm, and turn the battlefield into your stage… this is your moment.
Sign up now—because this is one show you don’t want to miss.
About the Game Master
Hey I am Squatch the Bigfoot Bard Dungeon Master (aka Ryan). I enjoy long walks on the beaches of the sword coast, perusing the wares in water deep, and running campaigns or one shots for anyone who wants to play or learn to play.
Whether you want an immersive role playing experience or just non-stop combat I am happy to tailor to my players.

